Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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