true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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