I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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