I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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