I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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