I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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