I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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