i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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