community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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