He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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