Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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