we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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