Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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