pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Text me some of your sweat
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