I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My vagina is very pro this idea
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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