That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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