Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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