i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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