Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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