I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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