Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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