I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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