the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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