You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Sorry Iām late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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