i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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