I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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