What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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