Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think I am morally bankrupt
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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