Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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