I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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