She is in my trunk
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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