Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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