thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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