the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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