i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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