Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
