I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
