I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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