adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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