God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just blew my weed a kiss
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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