how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need moral support for this bender
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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