so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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