if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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