You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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