that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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