Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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