I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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