I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
operation have a gay friend backfired
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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