this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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