sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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